Here are some memories thanks to my camera and selfie-stick that made a lot of photos when I got married last time.
The event planner and caterer were there to make sure everything in the contract was delivered. Here the caterer is reminding the event planner that when she was married her ex-boyfriend peed in the fruit punch.
Talk about a bad hair day and my stylist had MERS so she wore my mask. Good thing she gave it back to me afterwards.
Anyway my hair would not stay up and I lost my mask.
Our wedding was accidently double-booked with an office team building exercise. They were so drunk that we took their smart phones and they didn't notice.
We found a place outside to hide the smartphones. We will go back and collect them on Thursday.
This is the tree where we first met. It is near a road and several cars have crashed into it. Dozens have died in the accidents. Very spooky.
A few in the team building group became upset when they could not find their smartphones.
This is the tree where a friend of ours hung herself. That was before the dessert.
I was telling my parents that my HIV test was negative. My friend is positive.
This is our friend who hung himself before even trying the dessert.
My husband's brother went to the wrong party, but was amused by the Christmas decorations on the door.
I hypnotised my husband. He thought he was a shoe salesman.
He was so happy selling shoes that he celebrated with the team building group and Eric Estrada.
While he was partying I married his sister.
Eric Estrada introduced us to his daughter.
For team building group participation games we played strip poker. I lost.
Eric Estrada finally left and everyone was happy.
No one knows who that woman is, but my husband acted very friendly towards her. Weird.
I said to him not to drop my ring, so he held it firmly.
For the rehearsal we used our stand-ins. My father watched in silence, wishing that mother could have been there.
One of our guests was so excited she peed all over the floor! I looked away in despair pretending not to know them.
Remember, it is not too late to drop your wedding gifts at our place. You can leave them with security.
Hugs!
